'I act 20years old'

[X] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[ ] I do my own laundry
[X] I can cook for myself
[X] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[X] I think politics are exciting
[ ] My parents and grandparents have better things to say than my friends
Total: 4

[X] I show up for school and/or work every day unless I'm sick
[X]I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[ ] I've never gotten a detention
[ ] I've watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all
[ ] I know what credibility means without looking it up
[X] I drink coffee at least once a week
Total:3

[X] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes.
[ ] I can count to 10 in Spanish.
[X] When I say I'm going to do something I do it.
[X] My parents trust me
[X] I can mow the lawn.
[X] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[ ] I remember to water my plants.
[X] I study when I have to.
[X] I pay attention at school.
[X] I remember to feed my pets
Total: 8

[X] I can spell experience without looking it up
[X] I clean up my own mess.
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
[ ] I can't go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[X] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[ ] I can type fast.
Total: 4

[ ] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[X] I can look at someone hot without thinking of sex.
[ ] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[X] I can read a book and actually finish it
total: 3

Now add up all of the x's you have and put 'I act __ years old' in the subject line.